Monobrow

Grey hairs I can cope with
Few extra pounds I can cope with
Minging hangovers I can cope with

Mono-fucking-brow I can not.

During my daily ritual of face inspection (today's ritual was inspired particularly because Im having a facial tomorrow - not something I massively enjoy but still, I digress)- i.e. checking for spots(we all do it), wrinkles, massive black bags etc , I noticed a ruddy great big (2mm) hair right slap bang in the middle of my eye brows - WTF.
I pulled that sucker right out don't you worry, but still, now having massive panics that I will end up with a mono-brow, I am as we speak contemplating diathermy. I wonder if they do this on areas with just one hair? Is this irrational - I THINK NOT.

Mono-brow's remind me of nasty sleazy boys named Jude who smell of BO and generally give me the creeps. Bah - I refuse to go down this slippery road to monobrowdom! Suggestions on a postcard please.

I think I need some wine - am going to hunt until I find some and drink remorsefully until I can't remember that I'm turning into chewbacca.

Peace out x (that is the way I shall sign off now because I figure that if I am going to look like a dork I can sound like one too!)

Oh nearly forgot

Song of the day
Caterpillar Eyebrows - By Inventing Eve