There are certain noises that get my hackles up.
These being some of the obvious; nails on a blackboard, people chewing with their mouths open, my mother tapping her knife against her plate...
More recently though there is this girl that I work with who just gets my blood boiling.

She just wont shut up, I'm talking non stop noise - currently she is half whistling half singing bits from the Jungle book. Now that doesn't sound too bad however she has already changed the tune and is now singing to herself under her breath just so that you can hear the noise but not what it is.

Now I'm the boss round here and I have asked her/told to be quite so that people can work (the whole time the irrational part of my brain is screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP") yet she fails to get the picture. I'm really not sure what part of "guys I need a bit of quite time as I really have to concentrate to get this done in time" she cant understand.
Is it that difficult to maybe NOT sigh every 5 mins, swear at yourself, sing, speak the words you are typing, remind yourself that you are meeting your sister for lunch, tell yourself how bad that particular customer is,how annoyed you are, I think she even types loudly, the list is endless and I am convinced she is doing it deliberately.
She seems to just emit noises willingly like great big verbal farts and it pains me greatly.

She also has this laugh that goes right through you I mean like needles in your eyes - it is the fakest laugh, she trills and gawps really you have to hear/see it to believe it - it's a violation.

Anyway - I feel better now

She is a sweet girl - but dense, really really dense which is why I can't stay mad at her for being so damn annoying.


Ha - just as I'm about to post this - she's started alternating between gun noises and the Jungle Book - gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah - somebody save me!!!!!

Soooooooo

I have been a lazy Spants recently haven't I!?

FYI - Things that have taken up my time recently:

1)Work (it's crazy busy - I thought people took Christmas off?!)
2)Revising for exams (which didn't go so well - damn the internet damn the TV and damn my friends for distracting me)
3)CHRISTMAS
4)My "special" internet friend
5)My mother

All of which have contributed to the further twisting and folding of my sanity. Something that to be frank (or betty will do - snarf/geek laugh) really doesn't need to get any worse.
I think that it's perfectly clear (that reminds me of a Tori Amos song listen to it: The Wrong Band - from the Under the Pink album in fact listen to the whole album - it's a bit random but fun) that I'm slightly losing grip on life/reality at the moment.

If at any point anybody wants to send me some kind of help (preferably a hot foreign ladeeee tied up in a bow) please do, otherwise pray for me, or have a drink for me, or spare a thought for me, or just um run from me?!