There are certain noises that get my hackles up.
These being some of the obvious; nails on a blackboard, people chewing with their mouths open, my mother tapping her knife against her plate...
More recently though there is this girl that I work with who just gets my blood boiling.
She just wont shut up, I'm talking non stop noise - currently she is half whistling half singing bits from the Jungle book. Now that doesn't sound too bad however she has already changed the tune and is now singing to herself under her breath just so that you can hear the noise but not what it is.
Now I'm the boss round here and I have asked her/told to be quite so that people can work (the whole time the irrational part of my brain is screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP") yet she fails to get the picture. I'm really not sure what part of "guys I need a bit of quite time as I really have to concentrate to get this done in time" she cant understand.
Is it that difficult to maybe NOT sigh every 5 mins, swear at yourself, sing, speak the words you are typing, remind yourself that you are meeting your sister for lunch, tell yourself how bad that particular customer is,how annoyed you are, I think she even types loudly, the list is endless and I am convinced she is doing it deliberately.
She seems to just emit noises willingly like great big verbal farts and it pains me greatly.
She also has this laugh that goes right through you I mean like needles in your eyes - it is the fakest laugh, she trills and gawps really you have to hear/see it to believe it - it's a violation.
Anyway - I feel better now
She is a sweet girl - but dense, really really dense which is why I can't stay mad at her for being so damn annoying.
Ha - just as I'm about to post this - she's started alternating between gun noises and the Jungle Book - gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah - somebody save me!!!!!
4 comments:
I feel your pain about "Jungle Book Girl" Spants...
2008 is going great.. nothing to exciting, but.. you know.
ITS ALL GOOD!
Have a great weekend!
luvvie, i'm getting old and have lost my reading glasses. could you repeat that?
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Ooijj...I've made it bigger in the hope you can read it from where you're sat if not time to get a "helper" by that I mean care assistant, by that I mean is it time for you to buy a zimmer frame, by that I mean pension, by that I mean get over yourself.."i'm getting old" just admit it, you can't read?!
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